Cinema Reviews for 2013

Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013) Cinema Review

December 29, 2013 | "It's enough to make a grown man cry. But not this man! Get back in there, tear!"

Ender's Game (2013) Cinema Review

December 14, 2013 | "There's only one kid on this launch with any brains at all so far, and that's Ender Wiggin!"

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) Cinema Review

November 30, 2013 | "Hurt you? I'm an 86 year old man!"

Thor: The Dark World (2013) Cinema Review

November 23, 2013 | "I gave you my word that I would return."

Gravity (2013) Cinema Review

October 19, 2013 | "It's time to stop driving. It's time to go home."

R.I.P.D. (2013) Cinema Review

September 21, 2013 | "I don't usually go for Western, but... it's working for me."

White House Down (2013) Cinema Review

September 14, 2013 | "Get your hands off my Jordans!"

Jobs (2013) Cinema Review

September 7, 2013 | "How does somebody know what they want if they haven't even seen it?"

Kick Ass 2 (2013) Cinema Review

August 30, 2013 | "I try to have fun. Otherwise, what's the point?"

Now You See Me (2013) Cinema Review

August 25, 2013 | "First rule of magic: always be the smartest person in the room."

We're the Millers (2013) Cinema Review

August 24, 2013 | "Well, I'm awake and I speak English, so yeah I know what you're saying."

Pain and Gain (2013) Cinema Review

August 24, 2013 | "You can't just kidnap a guy and take his things! That is so illegal!"

The World's End (2013) Cinema Review

August 10, 2013 | "We're going to see this through to the bitter end. Or... lager end."

The Wolverine (2013) Cinema Review

August 2, 2013 | "What they did to me, what I am, can't be undone."

This Is the End (2013) Cinema Review

July 27, 2013 | "I don't wanna die at James Franco's house!"

Pacific Rim (2013) Cinema Review

July 27, 2013 | "Today we are cancellin' the apocalypse!"

The Lone Ranger (2013) Cinema Review

July 20, 2013 | "If we ride together, we ride for justice."

Monsters University (2013) Cinema Review

July 19, 2013 | "I've been waiting for this my whole life! I'm gonna be a scarer!"

Despicable Me 2 (2013) Cinema Review

June 29, 2013 | "That's right, baby! Gru's back in the game with cool cars... gadgets... and weapons!

World War Z (2013) Cinema Review

June 29, 2013 | "Mother nature is a serial killer... she's a bitch."

After Earth (2013) Cinema Review

June 22, 2013 | "Fear is not real. It is a product of thoughts you create. Do not misunderstand me. Danger is very real. But fear is a choice."

The Great Gatsby (2013) Cinema Review

June 15, 2013 | "Can't repeat the past? Why of course you can!"

Man of Steel (2013) Cinema Review from the perspective of a Superman fanboy

June 15, 2013 | Superman flies again, soaring higher than ever before. Here is our cinema review from TweakTown's resident Superman fanboy.

The Hangover Part III (2013) Cinema Review

June 1, 2013 | "My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe! Oh, my life is perfect!"

Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Cinema Review

May 19, 2013 | "You think your world is safe? It is an illusion, a comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace, for I have returned, to have my vengeance."

Iron Man 3 (2013) Cinema Review

May 1, 2013 | "I'm Tony Stark. I build neat stuff, got a great girl, occasionally save the world. So why can't I sleep?"

Jurassic Park 3D (2013) Cinema Review

April 27, 2013 | "Welcome to Jurassic Park!" 3D (2013) Cinema Review.

Olympus Has Fallen (2013) Cinema Review

April 26, 2013 | "I want to speak to the Russians, the Chinese, the British, and the French. And then I want a press conference. In that order."

Oblivion (2013) Cinema Review

April 20, 2013 | "They lied to you. It's time to learn the truth."

G.I. Joe Retaliation (2013) Cinema Review

April 6, 2013 | "Let's move! The world ain't saving itself!"

Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) Cinema Review

March 31, 2013 | "Here comes the thunder."

Oz: The Great and Powerful 3D (2013) Cinema Review

March 16, 2013 | "I don't want to be a good man... I want to be a great one!"

The Last Stand (2013) Cinema Review

March 3, 2013 | "Welcome to Sommerton!"

Zero Dark Thirty (2012) Cinema Review

March 2, 2013 | "I'm going to smoke everyone involved in this op, and then I'm going to kill bin Laden."

Gangster Squad (2013) Cinema Review

January 19, 2013 | "Well ya gotta die of somethin'"

The Life of Pi (2012) Cinema Review

January 12, 2013 | "I suppose in the end, the whole of life becomes an act of letting go, but what always hurts the most is not taking a moment to say goodbye."

Wreck-It Ralph (2012) Cinema Review

January 5, 2013 | "Sometimes I think, man, it sure must be nice being the good guy."