Cinema Reviews for 2017

Justice League Movie Review

November 26, 2017 | This turkey does no justice to DC's classic superheroes.

Geostorm Movie Review

October 29, 2017 | It might not be a complete sh!tstorm ... but it's also not too far off.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Movie Review

August 19, 2017 | 'The Fifth Element' on steroids, 'Valerian' is a sprawling sci-fi epic that's a lot better than you might have feared.

War for the Planet of the Apes Movie Review

August 5, 2017 | Both a satisfying bookend to the 1968 original and an epic conclusion to the new 'Apes' trilogy, 'War' is a stunning achievement.

Baby Driver Movie Review

July 22, 2017 | Is it action, drama, or musical? 'Baby Driver' is all three, wrapped in one highly entertaining theatrical ride.

Spider-Man: Homecoming Movie Review

July 16, 2017 | It's been a long time between drinks, but 'Spider-Man: Homecoming' is a hugely satisfying return to form for the Marvel superhero.

Transformers: The Last Knight Movie Review

July 1, 2017 | Like the 'Human Centipede' of movie production lines, 'The Last Knight' is yet another example of why we can't have nice things.

The Mummy Movie Review

June 25, 2017 | I never thought I'd yearn for the return of Brendan Fraser, but this version of The Mummy deserves to be buried for all eternity.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Men Tell No Tales Review

June 12, 2017 | It's more of the same, but not in a good way.

Alien Covenant Movie Review

May 21, 2017 | Alien Covenant finally reveals how the Xenomorph came to be, but did it ever matter? Ben takes a look at the film.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Movie Review

May 7, 2017 | It's more of the same, but that's no bad thing at all.

Power Rangers Movie Review

April 9, 2017 | When it comes to Power Rangers, the 90's did it better - with a fraction of the budget.

Kong: Skull Island Movie Review

March 24, 2017 | A surprisingly awesome theatrical thrill ride, 'Kong: Skull Island' is a monster (s)mash.

Logan Movie Review

March 11, 2017 | Hugh Jackman's Wolverine character gets a final send-off in Logan and here's our look at it.

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Movie Review

February 18, 2017 | Dubbed 'The Final Chapter', the newest 'Resident Evil' leaves the door open for more.

xXx: The Return of Xander Cage Movie Review

January 29, 2017 | Can a movie be deemed bad if it meant to be trash? Here's our full take on the latest xXx movie.

Assassin's Creed Movie Review

January 21, 2017 | The latest Hollywood video game adaptation is trash. Bet you didn't see that coming!