Cinema Reviews

Alien: Romulus Cinema Review

August 31, 2024 | After a number of years in cryo-sleep, the bitch is back. Ben drops his verdict on the newest entry in the franchise, Alien: Romulus.

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga Cinema Review

June 1, 2024 | Nearly ten years on from the stunning Fury Road, legendary filmmaker George Miller returns for his latest entry in the long-running series.

Gran Turismo Cinema Review

August 19, 2023 | PlayStation's classic franchise roars onto the big screen in a dramatic tale of underdog success. But does it add value to the name it invokes? Let's see.

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny Cinema Review

July 15, 2023 | After 15 years, Indiana Jones is back with what's promised to be the final entry in the series. So what's our verdict? Here's Ben's take.

The Super Mario Bros. Movie Cinema Review

April 21, 2023 | It took 30 years for Nintendo's crown jewel to return to cinemas, but was it worth the wait? Ben takes a dive into the Mushroom Kingdom.

Wonder Woman 1984 Cinema Review

January 10, 2021 | Ben heads to the movie theater to check out Wonder Woman 1984. Is it worth checking out and the ticket cost? Let's take a look.

DC: Aquaman Cinema Review

January 15, 2019 | The DC Universe returns with another stand-alone success that proves that the studio doesn't need to copy Marvel after all.

The Predator Cinema Review

October 1, 2018 | The classic sci-fi creature is overdue a truly triumphant return, but 'The Predator' isn't it.

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Movie Review

June 30, 2018 | Rather than a 'Fallen Kingdom', the latest entry in the 'Jurassic World' series steers the franchise into an interesting new path.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi Movie Review

January 15, 2018 | You can't accuse 'The Last Jedi' of not being willing to take risks, it's just that there's few payoffs for long time fans.

Justice League Movie Review

November 26, 2017 | This turkey does no justice to DC's classic superheroes.

Geostorm Movie Review

October 29, 2017 | It might not be a complete sh!tstorm ... but it's also not too far off.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Movie Review

August 19, 2017 | 'The Fifth Element' on steroids, 'Valerian' is a sprawling sci-fi epic that's a lot better than you might have feared.

War for the Planet of the Apes Movie Review

August 5, 2017 | Both a satisfying bookend to the 1968 original and an epic conclusion to the new 'Apes' trilogy, 'War' is a stunning achievement.

Baby Driver Movie Review

July 22, 2017 | Is it action, drama, or musical? 'Baby Driver' is all three, wrapped in one highly entertaining theatrical ride.

Spider-Man: Homecoming Movie Review

July 16, 2017 | It's been a long time between drinks, but 'Spider-Man: Homecoming' is a hugely satisfying return to form for the Marvel superhero.

Transformers: The Last Knight Movie Review

July 1, 2017 | Like the 'Human Centipede' of movie production lines, 'The Last Knight' is yet another example of why we can't have nice things.

The Mummy Movie Review

June 25, 2017 | I never thought I'd yearn for the return of Brendan Fraser, but this version of The Mummy deserves to be buried for all eternity.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Men Tell No Tales Review

June 12, 2017 | It's more of the same, but not in a good way.

Alien Covenant Movie Review

May 21, 2017 | Alien Covenant finally reveals how the Xenomorph came to be, but did it ever matter? Ben takes a look at the film.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Movie Review

May 7, 2017 | It's more of the same, but that's no bad thing at all.

Power Rangers Movie Review

April 9, 2017 | When it comes to Power Rangers, the 90's did it better - with a fraction of the budget.

Kong: Skull Island Movie Review

March 24, 2017 | A surprisingly awesome theatrical thrill ride, 'Kong: Skull Island' is a monster (s)mash.

Logan Movie Review

March 11, 2017 | Hugh Jackman's Wolverine character gets a final send-off in Logan and here's our look at it.

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Movie Review

February 18, 2017 | Dubbed 'The Final Chapter', the newest 'Resident Evil' leaves the door open for more.

xXx: The Return of Xander Cage Movie Review

January 29, 2017 | Can a movie be deemed bad if it meant to be trash? Here's our full take on the latest xXx movie.

Assassin's Creed Movie Review

January 21, 2017 | The latest Hollywood video game adaptation is trash. Bet you didn't see that coming!

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Movie Review

December 18, 2016 | 'Rogue One' is a lop-sided, but ultimately welcome inclusion to the expanding 'Star Wars' mythos.

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Movie Review

November 27, 2016 | Warner Brothers jolts the Harry Potter franchise back to life. And it's a real joy to dive back in with Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

Arrival Movie Review

November 19, 2016 | 'Arrival' isn't just clever; it's a timely reminder that Hollywood can do sci-fi that's thought-provoking, heartfelt, and entertaining.

Doctor Strange Movie Review

November 12, 2016 | Far from strange, Marvel's 'Doctor Strange' is by far the best feature from the studio in a very long time.

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back Movie Review

October 30, 2016 | Paramount should have taken their advice and never gone back to the most forgettable Cruise movie in recent memory.

Suicide Squad Movie Review

August 13, 2016 | DC Comics commit creative suicide with yet another comic book disappointment.

Star Trek Beyond (2016) Cinema Movie Review

July 31, 2016 | Beyond 'Into Darkness', the third time's the charm for the Trek reboot series.

Ghostbusters (2016) Cinema Movie Review

July 23, 2016 | Who do you call for a comedy that's short on laughs? Ghostbusters!

Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) Cinema Movie Review

July 3, 2016 | "That's... definitely bigger than the last one."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016) Cinema Review

July 2, 2016 | "Why aren't we going with the Turtles? When something bad happens, you want to be with the Turtles!"

The Angry Birds Movie (2016) Cinema Movie Review

June 12, 2016 | "Sometimes, when I get upset, I have been known to blow up."

X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) Cinema Movie Review

June 11, 2016 | "You are all my children, and you're lost because you follow blind leaders. No more false gods. I'm here now."

Captain America: Civil War (2016) Cinema Movie Review

May 15, 2016 | "You've operated with unlimited power and no supervision. That's something the world can no longer tolerate."

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) Cinema Movie Review

March 29, 2016 | "Tell me - do you bleed? You will."

10 Cloverfield Lane (2016) Cinema Movie Review

March 20, 2016 | "Don't open that door! You're going to get all of us killed!"

Gods of Egypt (2016) Cinema Movie Review

March 5, 2016 | "You are not fit to be king. It's my turn now."

Deadpool (2016) Cinema Movie Review

February 29, 2016 | "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with pullverine."

Steve Jobs (2015) Cinema Movie Review

February 27, 2016 | "I don't want people to dislike me. I'm indifferent to whether they dislike me."

The Hateful Eight (2015) Cinema Movie Review

February 6, 2016 | "So what's goin' on? Y'all having a bounty hunters picnic?"

The 5th Wave (2016) Cinema Movie Review

January 30, 2016 | "This is our home. Our only choice is to take it back."

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015) Cinema Movie Review

December 22, 2015 | The force is strong with the first 'Star Wars' film in over a decade. Here's our full cinema review of 'The Force Awakens'.

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 (2015) Cinema Movie Review

December 5, 2015 | 'Tonight, turn your weapons to the Capitol. Turn your weapons ... to Snow!'

Spectre (2015) Cinema Movie Review

November 28, 2015 | 'It was me, James. The author of all your pain.'