Gone are the days of Barry White and Marvin Gaye's sexual healing - Spotify has gone completely stalker mode and compiled 2.5 million user playlists together with "sex" in the title.
Low and behold, this is apparently the music we're listening to while 'bumping uglies' - how many of these songs ring true for you?
Move over Diana Ross, Hozier is number one now - apparently.
You can listen for yourself through Spotify's online streaming service.
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