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iBUYPOWER unveil the Revolt XXL, a gamers wet dream

iBUYPOWER release the next-gen Revolt XXL, the biggest, baddest gaming machine ever

| Computer Systems News | Posted: Apr 1, 2013 8:15 am

Update: An April Fools joke if some people are reading this. I do love iBUYPOWER's last bit 'The Revolt XXL is unavailable and will never ship soon.'

 

iBUYPOWER have come out this weekend, right after Easter on April 1, unveiling their latest and greatest Revolt XXL. iBUYPOWER have released the Revolt XXL to appeal to the hardest of the hardcore gamers, with Sam Felix, Master of Product Development at iBUYPOWER saying:

 

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We didn't listen to customer feedback at all. We took inspiration from outside of the industry. Water heaters, fridges, and building columns, we said the industry's going smaller, but we need to go bigger.

 

iBUYPOWER have created the Revolt XXL to "increase the size of its owner's ego, and other things." Not my words, but iBUYPOWER's! The Revolt XXL has "unrealistic features," which include:

  • The ability to stop time. Seriously.
  • When you start losing a game, you will automatically rage against your teammates and quit.
  • Indestructable. It can't be damaged, destroyed, or even scratched. Ever. Once you get it, you're stuck with it. Forever.

 

The Revolt XXL is unavailable and will never ship soon.

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