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The movie "Signs" in four easy steps

| HT & Movies News | Posted: Sep 8, 2002 9:04 am

This is a classic. For those who have seen the movie "Signs" you need to take a couple minutes to read what this person has to say about the movie in his four easy steps to understanding the movie.

 

This movie wouldn't have been so bad if it actually went somewhere. It was like a porno with no money shot. One of those slow motion soft-core Showtime specials that start out as being mediocre detective melodrama, but you keep watching any way because it's starring Shannon Tweed and you know there's going to be a shower scene but you know it's going to suck because some dude inevitably comes in and starts man handling her and the camera man does nothing but zoom up on his ass. That's exactly what "Signs" is like: the camera man zooming up on some guy's ass for two hours.
Laugh here!

 

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