Back when I was a kid you could do things at school that you get you arrested and expelled today. Take for instance in kindergarten I once took my Swiss Army knife for show and tell. The teacher let me carry it all day and only asked after show and tell that I let her keep it until after school. Today carrying a knife to school would bring the swat team to class. One thing my knife lacked that modern Swiss army knives like the new Victorinox Secure SSD has is data storage.
Back in the early 80, we didn't know what an SSD was. My mom's office still had a big punch card machine they used. The cool knife has a knife blade naturally, a knife with scissors, a nail file/screwdriver and more. This is what MacGyver needed to smuggle files out of secure locations.
The SSD takes up most of the space in the knife and looks more like a normal flash drive than the SSDs I think of. It has 256GB of storage space and you can get it in smaller 64GB and 128GB flavors too. The drive even has an e-Paper display that lets you label the drive. Pricing for the line is unannounced; the 256GB version will not be cheap.