If you are the type that likes to wear shirts with stuff that points to your inner geek, I have the shirt for you. The t-shirt is black and has an Android on the front in green.

The green android is peeing on an Apple with a bite out of it. The message is that Android users want to piss on Apple.

It's funny, but only geeks will get it. The back of the shirt says "Android Inside". The bad thing is that the shirt is on a French site and it doesn't say if shipping to the US is available.