Something for the Bizarre News today in what can only be described as extremely goofy a Canadian Judge has up-held a civil suit against Microsoft and Wal-Mart for alleged "Brain Waive Control".

According to Nanaimo Daily News the Plaintiff wants a cool $2 billion from the Defendants that include Royal Canadian Mounted Police and also include the charges of Satanic Rituals and Witchcraft.

Spit your drink out laughing here

A judge has refused to dismiss a "bizarre" civil suit brought by a Nanaimo man, who is seeking $2 billion in damages from Microsoft, Telus, Wal-Mart, the RCMP and other defendants over alleged brain-wave control, satanic rituals and witchcraft.

Justice Fraser Wilson heard from five lawyers on Monday, arguing that the case brought forward by Jerry Rose is so outrageous it should have been dismissed immediately.

Rose's claim states "that he has been subject to invasive brain computer interface technology, research, experiments, field studies and surgery" and also named the University of B.C. and the B.C. College of Physicians and Surgeons as defendants.