Last Thursday, Team Coco uploaded the newest installment of "Clueless Gamer" to YouTube.com. In this comical installment, TV personality Conan O'Brien reviews "WWE 2K14," a wrestling game based on the popular World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) professional wrestling events. Conan goes head to head with his usual co-star in the segment, Aaron Bleyaert, and surprisingly, Conan's flawless button mashing technique earns him the win.
As usual with Conan's "Clueless Gamer" reviews, the jokes are non-stop, and truly funny. Conan calls "Louis C.K. crossed with Bart Simpson," bashes the "bad writing" of the game, and makes plenty of cracks about the questionable movements of the game's characters, all within the first few minutes of the review. After button mashing Blayaert's character into submission during the first round, Conan unveils his custom-made character, an uncanny (although more lanky) likeness of himself, and the jokes only get better. In the end, Conan gives the game a rating of one chair broken over Aaron Bleyaert's head, or "Pretty good."
One of the coolest scenes in all of the Star Wars films is when Boba Fett meets his demise in the gullet of the Sarlacc. The Sarlacc is the giant maw of death with all the teeth and tongue tentacles that Jaba the Hutt tries to feed Luke and others to out in the desert.
If you are a fan of that particular scene, you should check out these Sarlacc toiler decals. They are rather gross in a way, but really cool at the same time. The sticker idea came about as the result of poop jokes according to the maker.
Someone said, "Toss Boba Fett in the Sarlacc" and the rest is history. The result is some sort of stickers that you stick to the inside of your toilet. I will assume them to be waterproof and turd proof considering where they are supposed to stick.
First North Korea kinda reported they had landed a man on the Sun, but now Kim Jong-un has reportedly ordered the execution of 33 Christians who are believed to be working with South Korean Baptist missionary Kim Jong-wook.
Jung-wook was arrested last year, with his accomplices have reportedly started 500 or so underground churches. South Korean press had The Daily Mail's report which said that Jung-wook had charged that the 33 Christians are attempting to overthrow the government. This is the same accusation that led Jong-un to executive his own uncle, Jang Song-thaek, and all of his relatives.
The Daily Mail has reported that the missionaries accomplices will be executed in a cell of the State Security Department.