"There's gotta be some evil secrets in here. I wanna keep watching."
"Nobody ever wins the games. Period. There are survivors. There's no winners."
"Look at you! Still all muscly and everything!"
"Hurt you? I'm an 86 year old man!"
"Open the vortex... Set a course for Earth!"
"Houston, I have a bad feeling about this mission."
"I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya!"
"I act scary, Mike. But most of the time, I'm terrified."
"I'm just smurf-ing with you."
"You got me moving enough weed to kill Willie Nelson, man!"
"My dream is to one day play video games for a living."
"If we ride together, we ride for justice."
"You know what else is not cool? Not wearing pants."
"If you can fight, fight. Be prepared for anything. Our war has just begun."
"My life, old sport, my life... my life has got to be like this... It's got to keep going on."
"Down here is your home! Life under the sea is better than anything up there!"
"You think your world is safe? It is an illusion, a comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace, for I have returned..."
"The Cobra revolution has begun!"
"Some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher. America. Ready for another lesson?"
"America - f&^k yeah!"